So I was run over by a semi…

June 27th, 2008 by windy

Back around the first week of June, I was on my way back to my parents place with lunch. I was stopped in the road behind a semi that was waiting to turn. Before I knew it, the semi was moving in reverse and I was about to get hit. I started honking the horn to no avail. A deafening “crunch” coupled with the semi on my front end happened before I was able to get my own vehicle out of the way in time. Boy was I pissed.

The damage to my car was not as bad as it sounded from inside the car, but it’s still annoying to have been run over. The man driving the semi had not seen or heard me. But he also never said why he thought it would be a good idea to back up in the middle of a busy street. The reason I had not reversed my car instead of first honking the horn is because I saw a vehicle approaching behind me in the mirrors. I didn’t want to be a squishy filling in a Chrysler sandwich.

My poor car suffered a broken grille and scuffed up fender. The scuffing isn’t as noticeable due to the color of the car, but if you know where to look it stands out like a sore thumb. Fixing the damage should only cost about $300, but I’m going to let it slide for a while. It’s just cosmetic and the function of the car does not suffer. I’m going to take the “please don’t hate us” settlement check and use the small difference(the total minus $300 to fix my car later) to splurge on something fun like a bike rack or going to the theater to see a movie or two.

broke car

If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with

June 27th, 2008 by windy

First a semi backs over my car, then flood waters destroy my other one. The car  I actually liked. I enjoyed them both really, but the Aurora was my favorite. A gem if you will. It was an amazing car and I’m grieving over the loss as if it were a beloved pet or family member.

the one I love

My Aurora was car purchase number two, but it was the first car I actually owned outright. Paid in full before I drove it off the lot. Such a steal too! incredibly low mileage, one owner-lease, less than half price and covered by extended warranty. I drove the hell out of that car but it never complained. Then engine ran great even after 8 years of heavy use. And when it came to comfort, the car seats were better than any furniture I’ve owned. So soft and cushy, with a roomy interior to boot. I never had to, but I could have slept in that car with no problems. It was my favorite for long road trips, short trips, trips to the market or the zoo.

I was quite spoiled with the Aurora. It had some features that my 300m was lacking, but it lacked some features that my 300 had.  All features aside, it was nowhere near as problematic as the 300m is/has been, and actually had to go to the mechanic maybe twice in the eight years I owned it.

My 300 will never be able to live up to the standards that the Aurora has put in place. But I’d rather drive my car than ride a bike or walk. Not that I’m against exercise, but it’s nice to keep warm/cool/dry while going from point A to point B. It’s also faster. So since I’m stuck with the Chrysler, I might as well start trying to love it for what it’s worth. One day it will be gone too, but hopefully not before I can afford to replace the other one.

the one Im with

Just a note

April 8th, 2008 by windy

I have been busy, and thus slacking as usual. This whole writing thing takes a bit of work, especially since I have been busy practicing putting pen to paper - a skill lost to most people under the age of fifty these days. There was once a time when writing letters to people via the postal system and scribbling out short stories in the back of an old notebook were fun hobbies.

Since my old desktop pc is soon to be retired to the closet of unwanted ancient electronics, I’ve been going trough all the files to find what needs to be kept and what can be deleted forever. I came across about two years worth of old posts that were never updated to the archives. I’ve been busy copying them over so that they may entertain those who are bored at work and need something to read. One of my favorite stories about The Whale are among those recently copied over. You’ll find it somewhere in April of 2005.

I’ve got Georgia on my mind

March 9th, 2008 by windy

With Spring upon us and the snow finally coming to an end, new annoying problems arise. Flooding. Not just flooding however, but the constant freezing and thawing of snow and ice. Southeastern Wisconsin has seen over eighty inches of snow this season, so far. Most of that snow that had been pushed up into tall piles is now slowly thawing out and running for the lowest ground. The problem is those warm days I mentioned - they are generally bookended by a few days of freezing temperatures. Therefore a lot of the low lying areas where water should run off into are still blocks of ice. Or rather, layers of ice. Like ice on ice action, only less of the action and more of the ice.

As we all know by now, one of my favorite hobbies is complaining. I complain a lot actually. As much I consciously try to avoid doing so, it just happens. Like when I go bowling; I focus my concentration on keeping my wrist straight, only to twist it anyway and launch my ball begrudgingly into the gutter. This year, instead of the ever soaring gas prices, I have chosen to focus 90% of my complaints on my parking lot and the idiot management who often times refuse to do anything until you are millimeters away from death threats. Why? Because after four full weeks, the lot is still covered in ice.

Back in February we received roughly thirty inches of snow. It was horrible, just awful in terms of snowplowing. There was so much snow to move around and out of the way after one storm dropped over ten inches of snow. About four days later, on a Saturday, the weather warmed a bit and the snow began to melt. This made everyone happy, including myself. I had been sick all that week so it was awesome to get out of the house and enjoy some sunshine. The following day it was supposed to snow again but instead chose to rain. It rained a fair bit more than it should have, and caused some more snow to melt. Water built up fairly quickly as the ground was already super-saturated by this point. Monday it ceased to be warm, and all that water that had built up started to freeze over. This is where all the problems started.

Let me break here to explain a little bit. The lot that I have to park in slopes to the east towards a sad attempt at a drainage ditch. It is not nearly as deep as it should be and actually just looks like a low spot in the ground where the parking lot meets an adjoining field. Said field slopes to the west, toward the lot for those not paying attention. As if it weren’t bad enough that both bits of land slope toward each other, there is a spectacular mound of dirt from recent construction that is in the field, which is also covered in the 50 inches of snow that had been collecting all winter. As all the snow in the field and on the mound melts, it runs down toward the parking lot. As all the snow around the perimeter of the lot melts, it joins the melt-water from the field and collects, essentially flooding the parking lot just something awful. This year has been worse than any of the past eight winters, as I’ve never seen flooding quite as bad as to force residents to park in the street overnight rather than the lot.

Instead of removing the ice straight away, the snowplowers just pushed snow up over the top and to the edge of the lot by the field. Every week thereafter just made the problem worse.

  1. Snow falls
  2. Plowers pile  it up per usual
  3. Warm weather melts snow and some ice
  4. Cold weather moves in overnight freezing everything again
  5. Snow falls

By the third week of this nonsense warm weather had once again paid us a visit. Four days of low thirty degree weather days, one almost hit forty for a high. The ice and snow melted with a vengeance, and the parking lot became a lake. People had to park so far out from their assigned spots that it was becoming impossible to get my other car into and out of the garage. Even the sidewalk to the parking lot which is a good six inches higher than the lot itself, was in threat of drowning. Water couldn’t even flow into the “ditch” because of the snowbanks. I waited all weekend for someone to come out and take care of the mess, but help never came. By Monday I was taking matters into my own hands and chipping away any ice from my assigned spot that I could break up. But at over four inches thick, I didn’t remove much. And Tuesday brought freezing temperatures again.

I took some photos last week, and I think they will do the story a little justice as far as explainations go. Here is a shot of the parking lot from the walkway. Notice how the ice meets flush with the sidewalk. The blue car on the left is parked about six feet in front of my garage door. That little silver car is nearly frozen into the ice, and is parked roughly five or six feet back from where the end of the lot is(off to the right, where snow is piled up). All the way in the back, you can sort of make out the ice extending out beyond the trash bins. Apparently that area is quite low-lying as well.

I’m now inside my garage looking out. The red line indicates poorly where the rear of vehicles normally would extend to, which is no further back than that sidewalk to the right. The green line is where the ice was as of last week Monday, and the green block is where the little blue car is usually parked. The blue line is where water was just a few days prior.

Recall above where I mentioned that the parking lot slopes toward the field…this car’s front tires are sitting on four or so inches of ice, and still managed to be engulfed by two or three more inches or water.

If that doesn’t give an indication of depth well enough, let me show you my boots. When the man and I were out chopping up the glacier in our parking spot, the water rose to half an inch below the top of my boots(about the hemline up top there). I was so close to having soaked toesies!

boots

On Wednesday of last week, the apartment manager finally, although a bit reluctantly, had someone come out and pump water from the parking lot. Not all of it was removed, but a good amount is gone now, leaving only sheets of ice that easily break apart on the warmer days. I can not wait for spring to get here. I want some warm weather (but not too warm!) and sunny days, and green grass.

You can’t have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

January 15th, 2008 by windy

In order to make comments you will have to register and be logged in. I’ve been getting a TON of spam comments lately and am sick of deleting them. Sorry for making it so inconvenient. To make up for it here is a cute little hamster

girl interrupted

HelloGoodbye

January 6th, 2008 by windy

My sister has requested an update because she gets sick of “working” whilst at work. Well, sisteh, I’ve been too busy trying to solve my new Zelda game, Phantom Hourglass, to be bothered with thinking up creative things to entertain you with. Best I can do for now is to change the look of the site with a new theme. One of these days I’ll make my own, but I’m fairly lazy so it may be 2009 before that happens.

Also, I went to the DMV Friday and some woman had “Barbie Girl” as her ring tone. Hello, it’s 2008, not 1999. That song wasn’t even good back then.

Getting there…

November 21st, 2007 by windy

This site isn’t much yet, I admit. But then again, I’m lazy. Or is it overworked? Probably the former. I’ve been terribly ill lately, but managed to start uploading my glorious posts from the past, just recently finishing up 2006 and most of 2003. Hopefully the rest will follow and be completed by the end of the week. That should buy me enough time to come up with something interesting to say!

In other news, one of my shrimp has become heavily laden with eggs. This means I should be a proud owner of baby Ghost Shrimp in a few weeks, and can start up that ghost army I’ve always wanted. I’ll make little helmets and boots and have them march around the big tank and keep the fishes in line. Here’s the proud mom-to-be on her leaf of Java Fernlets

berried ghost shrimp

If any babies hatch and survive, I will try to take some photos. Actually, it’ll be a good excuse to rent a few of the macro lenses I’ve had my eye on.

Wordpress, woo

November 16th, 2007 by windy

To go along with the whole lazy theme, I’ve given in to using a blogging software. It’s just so much easier to deal with than re-writing lines of code every time I wish to post a complaint about my neighbors. Plus, this being the beginning of a long busy season, I will not have the time to dedicate to doing much more than logging in and writing a quick note or two about how awesome Dougie is. So why even bother with the blog you ask? Well, I’ve been keeping one going since about 2000, and it’d be a shame to just end it here. Updating old records is also far easier now that I have the amazing copy+paste technology!

Back to normal

July 9th, 2007 by windy

I just returned home after a mighty long vacation to the family cabin. I went fishing, shot off some fireworks and played host to several ticks. Bought some expensive wine, mowed a few acres of lawn and ate some buffalo steaks. Now I’m home and the animals are all driving me crazy. Hopefully it’s just a phase and they’ll return to a more normal level of annoyance soon. Now I think I’m going to go lock myself in my room and turn up the volume of the television while I pretend the pests pets do not exist for a few hours.

Peepi loves her biscuits

Flickr’s Sickr

July 19th, 2006 by windy

Well, sorta. Claiming that “tubes are clogged” sure sounds like an unpleasant way to spend an evening. I had some photos to upload for an update after dinner, but now I’ll just have to resize them and take up some precious space on my server. No matter. The show must go on!

What’s in store:

  • caterpillars
  • shards of glass
  • horses skulls
  • dead artists I bet you JUST can’t wait!